"Kitchen plays a not-very-sexy position on an not-very-sexy team in an not-very-sexy league. His home life will be terrible tabloid fodder, if/when tabloids ever see fit to cover MLS.
He married his high school sweetheart, Alexa, who is a senior at George Mason studying business (she took some time off to pursue modeling before finishing school). The couple likes to watch Notre Dame and Colts football, and they just got Netflix and plowed through two straight seasons of Orange is the New Black. They attend church on Sunday, and Kitchen takes his faith seriously."
USA Today profiled Perry Kitchen, a DC United player and RFK’s total favorite right now. Who couldn’t love the guy?