How can I be Captain America when everything is from china?!
I KNOW THAT FEEL CAPTAIN
I KNOW IT CAP
Why couldn’t Thor’s hammer break Captain America’s shield?
BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE
uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium
no it’s vibranium
you mean FREEDOMIUM
Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium?
No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal health care.
Peggy: Do you have something against running away?
Steve: You start running, they’ll never let you stop.
29,319 plays
The book “Go the Fuck to Sleep”
Narrated by Samuel L. Jacksonthis is the best thing I have ever heard.
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