THEME unicornzofdeath

this guy is trying to hook up with me in tinder

sir no

i’m looking for fun snapchat friends

and maybe run up to see you and watch a movie friends after talking for a while

i can’t do this whole

meet one day, hook up the next

that would be a different story if i wasnt currently living with my parents in the middle of nowhere

sernacht:

So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?

"Do not come any closer"

readingwench:

jessiphia:

Also, fun fact: being nice to someone you hate does NOT make you two faced

it makes you a mature adult who knows when to pick their battles and when to just let it go and tolerate someone for their shitty personality. 

if you think otherwise grow up

SO MANY PEOPLE TO SHOW THIS TO IT ACTUALLY HURTS ME

moshturbate:

I want to get tattoos and get laid

Orange is The New Black

My nephew is playing a MMA game on the xbox and I told him to stop the fighting and make them hug. “I tried! The other guy punched me in the face!”

disasterwithin:

♡♡ butts ♡♡  |  songs about butts, for butts, and to make that booty pop, drop and shake  [link]

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

versaceslut:

this is unacceptable

"Kitchen plays a not-very-sexy position on an not-very-sexy team in an not-very-sexy league. His home life will be terrible tabloid fodder, if/when tabloids ever see fit to cover MLS.

He married his high school sweetheart, Alexa, who is a senior at George Mason studying business (she took some time off to pursue modeling before finishing school). The couple likes to watch Notre Dame and Colts football, and they just got Netflix and plowed through two straight seasons of Orange is the New Black. They attend church on Sunday, and Kitchen takes his faith seriously."

USA Today profiled Perry Kitchen, a DC United player and RFK’s total favorite right now. Who couldn’t love the guy?

bilbosnoogins:

averypottermormon:

afadingoctober:

averypottermormon:

Chris Evans’ upcoming projects

WHAT IS THE FIRST ONE SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME

A Many Splintered Thing according to reverse google image search. And of all the absolute joys, it also has Anthony Mackie in it!

GOD BLESS YOU AND MAY YOU AVOID ALL LEGOS TO CROSS YOUR PATHS

^^^ My new favorite blessing^^^

nowaywhorehey:

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

filmhabits:

Kingsman: The Secret Service - Trailer

Starring Samuel L. Jackson, Colin Firth, & Mark Strong

In theaters October 24, 2014 (US)

It didn’t hit me that the post meant 7 eastern omfg